I cannot succinctly describe this mess.

I'm Melissa and this is the story of a 20 something who has yet to figure out how to adult.

Current Occupation: Crying over Bucky Barnes, probably
pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

(Source: thehighwayphantom, via the-dwarves-have-the-impala)

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my friend:i met a guy
me:i just started a new tv show
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swingsetindecember:

i wish more people said that being single is normal

and you’re not going to meet and marry someone

and that’s fine

and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist

because not everyone meets someone they want to marry. and that’s normal

you’re not broken or unfulfilled if you are single

(via frigginwinchesters)

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So my professor was asking questions.

Professor:Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people:*raises hand*
Professor:Who plans on never getting married?
Me:*raises hand*
Professor:*points me out* why?
Me:It's illegal.
Professor:touche.
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life-of-a-latin-student:

aph—lietuva:

lyricallucas:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

Dude this sounds fun

I want to do these! I need a distraction from studying

(Source: wishtoconfess, via fandoms-anime-andsocialrights)

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trzynastyksiezyc:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand

That’s exactly what all the people should know. 

(via sasstijean)

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johnnysjetpack:

tchy:

dark-vowelled:

sclez:

durendals:

there is literally no difference between academic scholars discussing their interpretations of a text and a bunch of people yelling YOUR HEADCANON IS WRONG at each other

As a Masters student I can vouch for this.

The difference is citations.

image

(via allthegamesweplay)

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khaleesinewbooty:

dallonsmiles:

This Is Gospel (Piano Version)

fuck my entire ass

(Source: dalloncreeps, via fandoms-anime-andsocialrights)

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stardustandstrawberries:

americachavez:

marvel give me a short about sharon’s undercover time as a nurse/steve’s neighbor and that one time she had to fight off ninjas from steve’s apartment while he was like, making dinner and sitting alone reading obama’s biography

With the music turned up really loudly because he’s a gentleman and he thought the noises were her having sex.

(via theavengingangels221)

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