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zeekayart:

zeekayart:

happy halloweenie month!! dis image is only 4 tha SPOOKIEST OF BLOGS!!! OK!!?? USE WITH CAUTION!!

OKAY YOU SPOOKY BASTARDS NOW YOU CAN FUCKIN REBLOG IT

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troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 
its transparent

Drag it nowOr on mobile tap it

troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 

its transparent

Drag it now
Or on mobile tap it

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12 hours ago

k1mkardashian:

ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

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12 hours ago
aseaofquotes:

Diane Setterfield, The Thirteenth Tale

aseaofquotes:

Diane Setterfield, The Thirteenth Tale

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12 hours ago

If I want to look at Victorian Day Dresses for halloween WHY ARE MY ONLY OPTIONS STEAM PUNK? 

Like Steam Punk is cool or whatever, but I actually want Victorian. I don’t want odd goggles or the insides of clocks on things. I just want a dress.. 

Posted
13 hours ago
  1. My face is gross but I’ll redo it tomorrow when It’s time for school so maybe then (: 
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14 hours ago
quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

(Source: denicedenice, via nellie-elizabeth)

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14 hours ago

Just want to say something.

lunalovegoodish:

People always complain about how Harry never named one of his children after Remus, while Remus was an extremely important person in Harry’s life and so on and so forth.

Well, there’s actually an extremely simple explanation to that problem.

Harry already had a son named after Remus Lupin.

Teddy Remus Lupin was Harry’s first son.

You’ll never be able to convince me Harry didn’t think this.

(Source: xenodora, via nottheleastbrave)

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14 hours ago

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

image

(via nottheleastbrave)

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14 hours ago

doctor who + text posts | part 1/? (tenth doctor edition)

bonus:

(Source: atackeyebrows, via nottheleastbrave)

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14 hours ago

jonsnowhite:

Philosopher’s Stone / Deathly Hallows parallels 

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