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This just happened, aka time for sleeps.

Me:*looks at clock* midnight? I can stay up a bit.
iPod:have some Mary Poppins, friend. Tumble to Julie Andrews.
Me:yes, good, I'll do that.
Mary Poppins:*sings Stay Awake.*
Me:oh shit.
Mary Poppins:reverse psychology, bitch. Go the fuck to sleep.
Me:
Me:
Me:yeah, I could sleep.
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2 hours ago

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via assckles)

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2 hours ago

Answering those questions for Jess.

7) nope I will not be in a relationship 7 months from now. People are gross.

(why would you even ask this? Haha)

15) good thing that happened this summer? I get to do GISHWHES with you. Also disneyworld.

36) I have never liked someone and never told them. I tell people. Awkwardly and 9/10 too late, but somehow it all tumbles out.

43) I don’t smile at strangers. Usually? I don’t fucking know how to control my face so maybe.

77) chocolate

92) I’ve had verbal fights. Especially my junior and senior year. *snorts at my stupid taste in women* I’ve never thrown down though.

105) yes I’ve been to a bonfire. I live in San Diego. (Did you just randomly type numbers?) 124) I don’t even know if I’m capable of actual grown up healthy love so I’m gonna say love at first sight is not an area I should be snooping around in. 142) I have three favorite months: October, November, December.
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2 hours ago
allthegamesweplay asked: 7 15 36 43 77 92 105 124 142, go! (there's probably not that many numbers but oh well)


Answer:

winchesterswarlocksandwendybirds:

I don’t know which one this is in reference to because i haven’t been checking my inbox… But Jess, you probs know them all anyway so whatever.

Wait…was this for the one i literally just posted? Shit okay hold on ima do it.

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2 hours ago

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

how to ruin a hispter post in less than 32 sec

(via thelarfqueen)

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2 hours ago

(via solacity)

(Source: anachronica, via holmeus)

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
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2 hours ago

klavinerd:

ok someone needs to tell marvel to stop spending money on air time for promoting their movies. just use the internet. and by that i mean there needs to be an official marvel vine account where there are 6 second in-character videos. can we please

(via demoniicdestiel)

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2 hours ago
bepositivehavefaith asked: When you get this, give 5 facts about yourself and pass this on to 10 of your favorite followers :D


Answer:

1) I think Nutella is fucking gross
2) my dogs are named after To Kill a Mockingbird characters.
3) I want to go to Boulder for grad school.
4) Ray Bradbury is my favorite author.
5) I’m too lazy to share this with 10 other people right now.

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2 hours ago
allthegamesweplay asked: 7 15 36 43 77 92 105 124 142, go! (there's probably not that many numbers but oh well)


Answer:

I don’t know which one this is in reference to because i haven’t been checking my inbox… But Jess, you probs know them all anyway so whatever.

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2 hours ago

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via burdenedwithgloriousdick)

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1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via 47thandbroadway)

(Source: catscuddlingandyou, via singmyterridactylofmusic)

Wait, these are actually hella cute questions.
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