I cannot succinctly describe this mess.

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allorain:

trowameme:

trillgamesh:

jk rowling unilaterally writing that not a single member of slytherin house fought in the battle of hogwarts and instead every single one of them hid like cowards is honestly one of the laziest most flaccid writing decisions of our time

that’s not what happened fyi

literally not what happened, they were sent away and some of them snuck back to help

(via burdenedwithgloriousdick)

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offside-goal:

ecoturisticpirate:

can somebody explain me this gif?

IT MEANS THAT CYCLISTS DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND IT MAKES THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE SO FUCKING MAD SERIOUSLY

offside-goal:

ecoturisticpirate:

can somebody explain me this gif?

IT MEANS THAT CYCLISTS DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND IT MAKES THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE SO FUCKING MAD SERIOUSLY

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via googlemonochrome)

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metamorphosis2011:

Let’s play ‘spot the guys who’ve been snooping round tumblr’

x

(via merthurlocked)

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celticruinsdesigns:

dievonchewievent:

So put that in your pipe and smoke it 

Might I also add that many settlements of men were prone to shooting at the eagles withe their arrows. So they never flew over those settlements…which there were a lot of in between the route to destroy the ring.

(via theatricalitiesanddeception)

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me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

(via cass-you-ass)

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg
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brother:who do you think should sit on the iron throne?
me:natalie dormer
brother:oh you mean margaery?
me:no
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beetle-jews:

femburton:

i think about this a lot

This is such a tragedy

(via theatricalitiesanddeception)

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thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

(via burdenedwithgloriousdick)

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popculturesavvyangel:

fuck-sebastian-stan:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

fluent-in-fangirl:

suavedoctor:

crowleyheart:

ruledbycrowley:

churro-o-o:

Oh my god this looks like a hipster post but it’s just the king of hell

fixed


not enough hipster galaxy overlay

there we go

Still not hipster enough, we need some profound and meaningless words on this.


Meaningless and profound enough?

Can someone tweet this to Mark…

This is like Jim all over again


enjoy

popculturesavvyangel:

fuck-sebastian-stan:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

fluent-in-fangirl:

suavedoctor:

crowleyheart:

ruledbycrowley:

churro-o-o:

Oh my god this looks like a hipster post but it’s just the king of hell

fixed

not enough hipster galaxy overlay

there we go

Still not hipster enough, we need some profound and meaningless words on this.

image

Meaningless and profound enough?

Can someone tweet this to Mark…

This is like Jim all over again

enjoy

(via cass-you-ass)

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beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

(via frigginwinchesters)

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